The reason I am writing is that someone "unfanned" the Penguin. How wude! Weally, weally, wude!
Was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say? Was it the fact that the posts have been few and far between lately? I'll do better, I promise! Just give me a chance, please? Come back, former fan of the penguin, come back! Please!?
Okay, the begging is over with. If you were even thinking of unfanning the Penguin yourself, kindly reconsider.
Thank you!